Merch? Are you serious? The best I can do is show and tell. Here’re some of my guitars and stuff! Merch The boxatar $1,000,000.00 Orville Rickenbacker $1,000,000.00 Drive me home $1,000,000.00 My pawnshop love affair $1,000,000.00 The Rockit $1,000,000.00 Cans $1,000,000.00 "drums" $1,000,000.00 A microphone $1,000,000.00 The Wurlibird $1,000,000.00 The doghouse $1,000,000.00
